But I love what I picked up instead!
Creators: From Chaucer and Dürer to Picasso and Disney - Paul Johnson
In this book, Johnson -- a historian of virtually everything that has ever happened in the world, and possibly some things that happened on Mars and Neptune -- profiles the creative lives of seventeen revolutionary artistic-type people (authors, composers, visual artists). His writing style is elegant and readable, neither stiffly academic nor overly casual, which was a huge asset in and of itself. (He does occasionally demonstrate symptoms of Crankyoldmanitis, but the positive outweighs that negative.) However, the book's true delight lay in the creators whom he chose to cover; it's like The Big Book of Jacquelyn's Intellectual Crushes. To wit:
1. William Shakespeare. Okay, yes, that little virtual excursion to Stratford-upon-Avon led to some ranting about the man's personal choices, but as a playwright and poet...
2. J.S. Bach. If, for some very odd reason, I could listen to only one piece of classical music ever again, it would be Bach's Cello Suite No. 1 in G. Or the Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme cantata. Or the Sonata for Cello and Continuo in G minor. I like Bach, is what I'm saying, and I'm terribly inarticulate when discussing art music, so...there you go.
3. Louis Comfort Tiffany. Let the pretty picture distract you from the insubstantiality of my comments!

Ooh! Aah! Yes, I think the museum in which it's housed can say a bit more about this particular work than I can, as my initial thoughts in regard to Tiffany's work are "Art nouveau! Color! Stylized natural designs! Pretty!"
4. T.S. Eliot. Well, a glance at that "Favorite Poems" list off to the right side of this page pretty well says it all, but in case that's insufficient:
So here I am, in the middle way, having had twenty years--
Twenty years largely wasted, the years of l'entre deux guerres--
Trying to learn to use words, and every attempt
Is a wholly new start, and a different kind of failure
Because one has only learnt to get the better of words
For the thing one no longer has to say, or the way in which
One is no longer disposed to say it. And so each venture
Is a new beginning, a raid on the inarticulate
With shabby equipment always deteriorating
In the general mess of imprecision of feeling,
Undisciplined squads of emotion. And what there is to conquer
By strength and submission, has already been discovered
Once or twice, or several times, by men whom one cannot hope
To emulate--but there is no competition--
There is only the fight to recover what has been lost
And found and lost again and again: and now, under conditions
That seem unpropitious. But perhaps neither gain nor loss.
For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.
(from "East Coker," Canto V)
That had nothing to do with anything, by the way; I just think it's brilliant.
5. Cristóbal Balenciaga. Actually, it's a little disingenuous of me to put him on this list, as my interest resulted from reading Johnson's book. But anyone who is responsible for this:

is okay with me. (Pic is from the Metropolitan Museum of Art's excellent thematic essay on Balenciaga.)
Jane Austen is also profiled; as established, I'm not exactly a Janeite, but Johnson wisely heaps praise on Mansfield Park and the Juvenilia, both of which I do love, so good for him on that count as well.
I've moved on to Modris Eksteins' Rites of Spring: The Great War and the Birth of the Modern Age; if I'm going to claim to know anything about modernism in Western Europe when declaring my academic interests to grad schools, it's probably best to make sure that I actually do. And the book, happily, is so far terrific. Perhaps it, too, may result in a graphics-enriched blog entry two weeks from now.


